Fubar

I need one of these. I’m not really sure why. It’s just awesome. The Fubar (Funtional Utility Bar, not the other thing) has supplanted the Maglite as the object I’d most like to use to kick the crap out of someone with.

This is the best line from the Amazon review: “But if all you want to do is knock down some walls or kill some enemies, this is the way to go.”

The Stanley Fubar. True American ingenuity.

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