Good: Making the weatherman look foolish by enjoying a brilliantly gorgeous weekend when he forecasted rain and clouds.
Bad: Getting brilliantly gorgeous weather when you were secretly hoping rain and clouds would sabotage a potential…uhm…thing.
Good: Yummy mummies.
Good: Having fun and learning new things while secretly plotting to show people how ridiculous (part of) their idea is.
Good: Pretty Japanese maples.
Bad: Pretty Japanese maples that have large vents attached to them.
Bad: Looking for something you swore was there and turning around just before it because of an eensy bit of doubt.
Good: Having the ultimate companion when you’re aimlessly wandering.
Good: Multi-mile walks by the beach.
Good: Gaining a better understanding of yourself and important bonds.
Bad: Still feeling purposeless.
Bad: Women that try to emasculate you by eating their food and drinking their coffee faster then you ever imagined they were capable of.
Good: Greatly enjoying the company of said food & beverage vacuum.