Now Ear This
At first, I thought the cashier at Philly’s Best was incredibly hot. She had beautiful blonde hair, a cute button nose, and a sexy smile. Her ears stuck out in an adorable manner — at least that’s what I thought at first. Upon further examination, her left ear stuck out way more than her right ear. It really weirded me out and remind my of Sloth from Goonies. Steve thinks I’m overreacting, but it was really weird and totally killed it for me. I’m writing this down so I never forget to check a woman’s ears if I’m interested in dating her.